OBAMA’S WHITE HOUSE LAUNDRY MAT

BY LINDA FRANCES MARIE

Americans are being given a spin cycle each time the Obama teleprompter speaks and points his ring finger where to get quarters to do another load of his soiled laundry.  Michelle Obama offers us vending machine soap purchased from Target with a rose garden smell assuming it will hide the truth.  Then Obama expects everyone to take out the wet load and put it in the dryer on a fluff cycle were it spins for hours with no heat.  In short he wants someone else to take the blame for his fraudulent apparel while he celebrates at the White House Fountain Fund Raisers. If you need to do more washing the Federal Reserve Bank takes your money and gives you only fifty cents on the dollar at the coin wall vending machine. Fifty percent goes to a special interest slush fund for foreign bank loans.

Your laundry left unattended as it works thru the federal wash cycle gives your rights away to TSA search and seizure of your under wear without warrant. Every federal washing machine program that has been presented to the public has been short lived and failed, yet every one of Obama’s Czars continues to give us a new twist on a different spin cycle with the same size tub. Now the White House Laundry Room talking heads are coming out in a panic trying to fix the commercial washing machines and dryers that are out of balance with the White Houses revolving press room dry cycles. This will cost Americans for each repair by raising fees and taxes when they use each federally serviced washing machine and dryer.

Signs cover the depressing walls with political encouragement offering a better way of life; “Yes We Can”, Obama Care, Support the Jobs Act, Put Americans Back to Work in Shovel Ready Jobs, The Transition Has Ended and the New Administration Has Begun, Revitalizing the Economy, Ending the War in Iraq, and the beat goes on, but in fine red print font style Wingdings Three, font size six are government regulations and restrictions holding American’s enslaved with detours.

Two flat screen monitors are set-up on the walls over looking the laundry room for your viewing pleasure so every man, women and child can hear and see all the federal, state, banking, mortgage, foreign and student loan programs, government motors, and foreign green jobs spinning away their hard earned labor in trillions of silver dollars to foreign banks.  The unmusical sound of the multi-colored washers and dryers give promises to create shovel ready jobs as American’s are being given verbal over flowing tubs of soap bubbles while Obama shakes hands with foreign god father’s on the red carpet door mat of the White House. So much for a reformed and transparent administration instead of front loading see through washers Obama is using top loading washers made in China with a locking lid during the spin cycle. 

A confusing sign above the White House Laundry Mat bathroom door reads Solyndra Funding, One Person Limit per Fire Code. Obama charges a quarter for each flush and extra dollars for Federal toilet paper hand outs; however their is cause for alarm as the green energy Czar head washers are in a panic loosing control creating a sewer line back up and a procession knocking on the door after each flush for their dump turn. 

For moments of hope and hunger Obama has provided Food-O-Rama vending machines filled with candy, chips, cookies, peanuts, coffee, hot chocolate and soft drinks, to appease your anger.  When putting in your hard earned dollar and entering the item code the package gets stuck, when all attempts have failed to shake it loose you attempt another vending machine for chocolate or coffee, but it pours out minus the recycled cup, you have no recourse, but to look for the Obama laundry room attendant, but to bad they have left for the day and you discover the washing machine spin cycle isn’t working leaving soapy water in your clothes, suddenly the Obama Fund Raiser Community Organizer in Chief Motorcade appears bringing traffic to a stand still.  Then you notice a sign everything is on a programmed timer and the Obama White House Laundry Mat closes automatically leaving you in the dark, you realize you have been taken through a dictator vending system sucker wash.

This is a comparison with humor showing how this president has taken America on a down hill cycle offering solutions with fake opportunities to know where. Obama cuts off your pants making them zipper less shorts, then implements an illegal law enforcing you to use a high priced mandatory government tailor for the repair.  If this made you laugh you will enjoy reading: Obama’s “Yes We Can” Promises to Dim America’s Future and Destroy our Spirit, By Linda Frances Marie